The Love Guru Exclusive Clip – Why do you want to be a guru?

Plot Summary: In the comedy, “The Love Guru” (Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid — to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.

trailer @ Yahoo Movies (flash qtHD)

Plot Summary: “Transsiberian” follows an American couple, played by Harrelson and Mortimer, in a thrilling chase of deception and murder on the Trans-Siberian train journey from China to Moscow as they encounter a mysterious pair of fellow travelers, played by Mara and Noriega.

teaser #1 @apple.com (SD) (HD) (iPod)

teaser #2 @apple.com (SD) (HD) (iPod)

teaser #3 @apple.com (SD) (HD) (iPod)

Plot Summary: It’s the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana—but change is in the air. The newly-inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against “crimes” like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story.

The trailer @ Yahoo Movies (flash)(qtHD)

Quicktime (HD) (Large) (Med) (Small) (iPod)

Plot Summary: In the comedy, “The Love Guru” (Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid — to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.

Teaser
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QuickTime, Hi-Res
QuickTime, Lo-Res
Windows Media Player, Hi-Res
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iPod Video, Zipped
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Trailer
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Guru Pitka Video 1 – ‘Introduction to Guru Pitka’
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Guru Pitka Video 2 – ‘Pitka & The Laws of Happiness’
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NHL Commercial
Flash Player

Plot Summary: In the comedy, “The Love Guru” (Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid — to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.